Our ancient Gnostic Warrior federal news bureau is reporting that a giant 10 foot skeleton found in Victoria, County Kentucky in 1872 has gone missing. A local historian, Anna Laura Duncan who works for the Victoria county government said, "If any bones were found, I don't know where they would be."
No suspects have been named in the theft of the giant bones, but a confidential source says men dressed in dark clothing and trench coats who were riding in a dark carriage with tinted windows were seen late at night near the scene threatening people to recant what they have seen. Witnesses who refuse to be named claimed they were G (government) Men working for the Feds who removed the giant skeleton.
One witness said they overheard one of the men say, "Nothing to see here!"